Rooski! It true you try launch satellite last year and it go kaput? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That vodka power satellite, Rooski? Ha-ha-ha-ha. You no can launch peepy satellite, Rooski, how you to make us dust?

You have use Western pencil guy cell phone in Georgia '08?  Yours not work, Rooski? "Dee-dee-dee. Your call no complete as dialed. You please try again with Western cell phone." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Rooski, why you no invade Lithuania? You scared, Rooski? Rooski is a pussy riot! Rooski is a pussy riot! Peepy Lithuania take you with one arm, Rooski. Comrade Cohen kick your asski. Rooski is a pussy riot, Rooski is a pussy riot. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.