Ukraine Has Not Yet Died.

Pro-Putin gunmen have taken control of an entire Ukrainian city, Slaviansk. Kiev has said it will forcibly retake the city. Moscow had said if there is "civil war" in Ukraine, it would have to intervene--Not that it wants to, mind you--to protect the rights of Russian-speakers.  Yeah. Those 30,000-40,000 Russian troops that have been on the Ukraine border for a month are "training," not invading. Yeah.