The government in Washington is taking over certain precincts starting today. The United States military is invading Texas. The King of Spades in that deck is Mark Cuban, the Ace of Clubs Jerry Jones. Garland will be spared and that sharp-shooting traffic cop who killed the two Muslims who were provoked into taking up assault rifles and body armor will be named Protector of the territory.
And the Justice Department is invading Baltimore. The FBI will be patrolling the streets via their fleet of secret aircraft. Mass incarcerations to result, about 61% or so of the population. The Queen of Spades here is Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, the Queen of Clubs Marilyn Mosby, Jack of Spades, city council president Jack Young and then the rest of the city council, the gang leaders if those are different and the rioting black thugs, the deck is too small for all the arrests to come. Don't be particular, when in doubt don't let 'em out.
