Who should it be?

Biden? LAWYER! Ooooh.

BILL CLINTON!!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!

Want an outsider? Non-lawyer? Bernie Sanders!

What if Obama RESIGNED the presidency...WAIT!...Biden would become president, Biden nominates OBAMA for Supremes OHHHHH or HILLARY!!!! OHH! OHHHH!, BIDEN THEN RUNS FOR PREZ!!!! I  just had an organism in my pants.

Oh the possibilities are endless here. Obama can so FUCK with the Republicans. What are they going to do? Hold it up? Let 'em! Knock yourselves out boys! Hold it up till the next prez! That'll be Hillary OR Bernie, or Biden, hell, it could be Karl Marx by the time November rolls around. ANY Demo after almost NINE MONTHS of the REPUBLICANS SHUTTING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN! Nine months for Hillary and the Dems to say, "Look at those cockroaches shutting down the government again. You want to put one of THEM in CHARGE of the GOVERNMENT?!

THEY DON'T WANT TO GOVERN! One of them can't, HE'S CANADIAN!" HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.


Omg Republicans, you can't win for losing, you can't catch a break, you just can't do anything right, YOU CAN'T EVEN DIE RIGHT! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.