Here are some ways Miami can beat the "Fragiles" tonight:
1. Play basketball, and,
A. Cleveland plays hot potato, or
B. Cleveland plays Human Statue, or
C. Somebody puts bed bugs in "Delicate" Kyrie Irving's hotel room (see OKC, 2016), or
D. The Miami crowd is so loud that it rattles Irving (see Toronto, 2016), and
i. Sign Drake to a one day contract and have him sit on the bench and taunt "Delicate" (Toronto).
*UPDATED: E. Have LeBron James sit out the game after the debacle in Atlanta and after James partied in a Miami nightclub and after Tyronn Lue said his players wouldn't be rested until they clinched the East.
1. Play basketball, and,
A. Cleveland plays hot potato, or
B. Cleveland plays Human Statue, or
C. Somebody puts bed bugs in "Delicate" Kyrie Irving's hotel room (see OKC, 2016), or
D. The Miami crowd is so loud that it rattles Irving (see Toronto, 2016), and
i. Sign Drake to a one day contract and have him sit on the bench and taunt "Delicate" (Toronto).
*UPDATED: E. Have LeBron James sit out the game after the debacle in Atlanta and after James partied in a Miami nightclub and after Tyronn Lue said his players wouldn't be rested until they clinched the East.
