Bimbos for Trump

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Arresting image. Something-Moncada. Brooke, or friggin Payton or frigging Courtney. Some cunt in need of an O.

1/17/21 11:13 a.m.

Do we have any quotes from Jenna Ryan that may illuminate the day for us? 

We do.

I am not sure that is centered properly. Spelling and graphics issues are not in Jenna's wheelhouse, it seems. 

I am not sure Jenna is properly centered either. Does the rule of double negation apply here as in mathematics? That you harm what you don't love?

Oh, I think it does.

That iconic offering from Jenna--Indeed that is the Whole Jenna, everything there is to know about Jenna (it's a manageable quantity)--came to mind as I was doing my morning researches. Now, I am compelled to issue a public advisory here: Jenna is a walking, talking stereotype, a misogynist's open-and-shut-case-Exhibits-A-Z, dream. Young, blonde, southern, vacuous, badly in need of a ground-quaking, riotous orgasm but can't admit it even to herself. SelfLoveU? Jenna, what's your hand doing in your pocket like that?

“We just stormed the Capital...Pause .You ditzy fucking brain-dead bimbo, LEARN TO SPELL! You see? I apologize. Unpause. Standing next to a broken window, a hole that was penetrated, a breaking of the close, a violation of an inner sanctum. And Jenna penetrated that hole, violated that sacred space. "It was one of the best days of my life."

Not to put too fine a point on it.

I was struck this morning whilst doing my researches to discover that the...physical frisson enjoyed by Jenna Ryan, and by Meg Ryan, was also experienced by another twat.

X's and Y's say hello to,

Hi Roxy!

One immediately notices similarities betwixt Roxy and Jenna: blonde, blue-eyed (enhanced by too-blue-to-be-true contacts), large, inviting mouth made to be an innie not an outie, framed by sensuous lips, dumb as a bag of rox mien. The undersigned learned that, like Jenna, Roxy is from Texas, and like Jenna, Roxy attended the Coup Parte Une on 1/6. Most poignantly Roxy described the aching, longing, needing, Oh don't stop! feeling that swept through her in a convulsive shuddering in precisely the same terms as did Jenna! 

And,

That's Lt Mathai there using her nomme de stripper in Captain-ette Marvelous semen-based face paint.

Lieutenant: Yes, it becomes our disagreeable duty to inform viewpagers that Roxy was employed as a member of the Bexar County Sheriff's Office, serving in the capacity of jailer. "Was" is the key verb, for although not arrested, Roxy resigned--bad look there by Roxy--in which capacity however, we take no satisfaction in revealing, Roxy was on "probation." Yes, BCSO put Roxy on probation for another bad look:

Sheriff Salazar said Mathai has been on probation since October for an investigation into an improper relationship with an inmate.

Perhaps Jenna can help Roxy transition to a new career as "life coach"?