Wait a minute-$1.8 billion? Dude, the Los Angeles "Clippers" sold for $2 billion. There is nobody who can give Greece $1.8 bil? That is absurb. I just read an editorial in the Quasis, there is all this shit predicted, ripple effects on other economies, "If the Euro fails, Europe fails." Over $1.8 b? We're going to have ripples, frigging waves, tsunamis, over less than the price of the "Clippers?" ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? Write the fucking thing off! Take a tax deduction or something, take up a collection, ask Steve Ballmer to write another check! PUT A FUCKING FOR-SALE SIGN OUT:
"FOR SALE
ONE GREEK ISLAND, THE WHOLE GODDAMNED GREEK ISLAND
$1.8 BILLION."
E.U., come here for a second, I wish to have speaks with you:
THERE ARE TO BE NO RIPPLES! THE WORLD ECONOMY IS A FRIGGING NO-WAKE ZONE, NOT THE FRIGGING EUROZONE! YOU FUCK THIS UP AND ONE FRIGGING LITTLE PEE-PEE RIPPLE LAPS UP AND YOU WILL SINK UNDERNEATH IT! WE'LL PUT ALL OF GODDAMNED EUROPE UP FOR SALE FOR $1.8 BILLION!
Thank you.
"FOR SALE
ONE GREEK ISLAND, THE WHOLE GODDAMNED GREEK ISLAND
$1.8 BILLION."
E.U., come here for a second, I wish to have speaks with you:
THERE ARE TO BE NO RIPPLES! THE WORLD ECONOMY IS A FRIGGING NO-WAKE ZONE, NOT THE FRIGGING EUROZONE! YOU FUCK THIS UP AND ONE FRIGGING LITTLE PEE-PEE RIPPLE LAPS UP AND YOU WILL SINK UNDERNEATH IT! WE'LL PUT ALL OF GODDAMNED EUROPE UP FOR SALE FOR $1.8 BILLION!
Thank you.