Monday, October 12, 2015

Florida'a Grier, USC's Sarkisian Suspended.*

Oh my. Scholars on the University of Florida's tackle football team have been transcendent at mid-term, led by quarterback Will Grier. Just a few minutes ago it was announced that Grier has been suspended for one year for testing positive for the use of performance enhancing drugs. Oh my.

Steve Sarkisian's suspension ("indefinite leave of absence") occurred yesterday. The Southern California coach showed up "lit" in the patois of a player to a team meeting on Sunday and then failed to show up at all for an afternoon practice. At the beginning of the season Sarkisian appeared at a university event in the same aforesaid described condition and embarrassed hisself and USC. Alcohol booze ain't no PED. Hope Sarkisian can get his life back together.

*Steve Sarkisian has been fired.