Saturday, October 03, 2015


Hi. It is now Sunday, okay? Enough of this frivolity. That was so, like, yesterday. It is time to be serious. And prayerful. Like St. Jerome. Man, St. Jerome. Are you okay? Your eyes are like rolling back in your head. Rough Saturday night? You are wasted, not drunk-wasted, like wasting away wasted. You're so thin, you have next to no hair. Radiation treatment? And you're resting your hands on a skull, man, are you aware of that? You got Mr. Jesus there dead on that stick and you're resting your hands on a skull. These cannot result in happy thoughts, Jerome. Your environment is not producing positive energy. You are in a cycle of negativity Jerome and you have to break the cycle. Put down the crucifix for a minute, it's not going anywhere! How about we get you an exercise ball instead of that skull? In fact, I'm going to call the Department of Solid Waste right now and get that thing out of there. C'mon, Jerome