Guardian:

74 min: “Lichtsteiner is rubbish,” Caleb Jones roars. “Passion is no substitute for skill.Moreover maybe buying over the hill defenders from a joke league to start half your games isn’t a good plan. Beepty beep.”

He’s not got the pace to start in this kind of game, sadly. He was a very effective player for Juventus for many years, but it seems the Italians knew what they were doing when they let him leave.

To: Pat Riley, Erik Spoelstra
From: Benjamin Harris.

See above.