Tuesday, March 09, 2021

COVID-19 Biden+47

The undersigned has decided to do one-stop shopping for this data—in Times Square, bypassing Baltimore. It’ll be the Quasi-official New York Times today and henceforth.

14 day changes

–12% Cases
–32% Hospitalizations
–18% Deaths

7-day daily averages

The uneven volunteer reporting in the U.S. really drives the sites nuts. The Times reports another "data anomaly” for March 8- "Missouri added antigen cases." Thus the Times does not produce a 7-day average for Cases. Puzzlingly they do a daily total (below). For hospitalizations the Times has "no data reported."😂 No 7-day average, no daily number...Hear that? I think I just heard a stapler being thrown against the wall in Times headquarters...Any reported Deaths, Quasis?

1,626 average Deaths per day over last seven days. Down.
-Vaccinations (the Times hasn’t updated. Omg, Times.)


Dailies

98,513 Cases lol. That would be up-a-daisy if it were accurate, but it’s not on accounta Swine Mizzou.
-Hospitalizations. No data. 😂
815 Deaths. Up, but that is because the volunteer reporters are back at work...Oh, there goes a phone. This is schadenfreude is what this is.😂

You expect a grade for this mess? No.