And now the news from France: President Francois Hollande ("Frankie Dutch") has contracted "Benjamin Harris Disease" a condition that causes the pants to fall down at moments when, decidedly, the pants should remain firmly clasped around the loins. It has been revealed that President Hollande experienced that-there thing with a Vavavavoom, "Julie Gayet."
President Hollande is being squeezed thereby on account of he already had a squeeze, Valerie Trierweiller, who, although they were not, like, "married," is, like, the First Lady of France. Lady Trierweiller was hospitalized as a result of all this conjugal bliss, whether from hysteria or one too many sedatives, the undersigned male sexist pig is not clear. For reasons about which the undersigned is also fuzzy, the French Republic has been thrown into a tizzy about this-here, tons of horse-shit being deposited at the foot of the steps of Parliament by a citizen-saboteur.
And so, yeah, that is the news from France.
President Hollande is being squeezed thereby on account of he already had a squeeze, Valerie Trierweiller, who, although they were not, like, "married," is, like, the First Lady of France. Lady Trierweiller was hospitalized as a result of all this conjugal bliss, whether from hysteria or one too many sedatives, the undersigned male sexist pig is not clear. For reasons about which the undersigned is also fuzzy, the French Republic has been thrown into a tizzy about this-here, tons of horse-shit being deposited at the foot of the steps of Parliament by a citizen-saboteur.
And so, yeah, that is the news from France.
