Why do we do this to ourselves? I want to invade Argentina right now. Why do sports fans, mostly guys, do this to themselves? The root of "fans" is fanatic, that's why. I got away from sports because I didn't consider myself a fanatic about anything. Fanatics are Muslims, I'm not being fanatical about it, they just are. I do not consider myself Muslim, either. I guess I didn't get far enough away from sports. Still want to invade Argentina. And Islam, still want to invade Islam.