Okay, this is why I hate Jamie Vardy. See him there. He lurks. He doesn't play, he lurks, he's a fucking voyeur, he likes watching, a fucking perv, a stalker who surveils his victim from afar. He lurks at midfield waiting, watching for his teammates to get the ball...

And then he’s off. Quick as a jack rabbit he tears off toward another victim. Look at the creamsicle shadowing him. He has the angle and is in perfect position to intercept the pass.

But Vardy is so goddamned fast, he beats the creamsicle to the fucking ball. I see it but I don't believe it. I don't know how you're supposed to play that fucking guy. He does this all. the. goddamned. TIME to City. He doesn't miss either.

Boink! He doesn't miss often. Ha-ha Vardy you jackal, you SUCK.