Sunday, May 17, 2020

Epidemic Trump

When I took my once daily sojourn to the grocery store I encountered more evidence of human inhabitation on Miami Beach than I had in a month. Noticeably more cars on the streets. Golfers on the Miami Beach Golf Course. We down here are opening up.

All right, the Johnnie's bar for May 16 is in. Let's take a gander.


That's 25k even on May 16, down a whopping 100 cases from May 15, almost visually identical. Ex-Quasi's, that meet your expectations? How goes it on the plateau? Before you answer, know that the Johnnies logarithmic plotting for the first time recorded 1.5M cumulative cases. Up from 1.4M the last four days. That comport with goings on in Steady Declineville? You piss me off sometimes Ex-Quasi's. I'm too tired to punch your lights out (in print of course) ( although if Thomas L. Friedman or Nicholas Kristof are in the 33140 zip--have them avoid for safety the majestic Excelsior condo. (Roger Cohen too, although is he still under a bed with his grandfather in Latvia?)). So just the facts please.

1,467,884 Cumulative total cases of Trump Virus.

88,754 Total Killed by Donald Trump so far. I don't know how many more that is than yesterday. Manana.

6.05% Trump Kill Efficiency. That is off his record high by one one-hundredth of one percent. Release the balloons of joy.