Friday, May 15, 2020

The Trump Epidemic



1,442,819 Cumulative total of people infected with Trump Virus. For perspective that is 17,000 more people than live in the eighth largest and one of the most beautiful cities in Amerika 2.0, San Diego, California.
Did I not tell ya? Gorgeous city, San Diego. Too bad they plus 17,000 extras all have Trump Virus.


The daily bar is going to be down from 23 hours ago. Then there were 26,989 new cases for the day, subsequently graphed by the Johnnies at 27.4k. Today there are 25,469 new cases, which will subsequently be graphed by the Johnnies prolly at about 23k...WAIT! NO! The Johnnies graphed MORE cases than I calculated yesterday! Jesus Christ, what is wrong with me (soo much). So, they graphed about 400 more. Today's bar will be closer to 26k. 26k is where it was May 6, right in the middle of the last "skyscraper; higher than seven of the last ten days. Could we be seeing another skyscraper being constructed? Comme ci comme sa. If we are, then yesterday was the spire of the skyscraper, today's bar will be the first step down, a small step down...No, I don't think we're seeing a new skyscraper being built. The pattern from May 12-May 15 a little bit resembles a roller coaster: up, down, up, down. Down a little bit May 13 and then a skyrocket May 14, down slightly May 15. Not going to lose your lunch, may lose your life though.

87,530 Cumulative number of people Killed by Donald Trump since mid-March. Motherfucker has cut a swath hoo doggie. That is -80 people shy of Palm Coast, Florida,




which is home to the world's largest field artillery piece. What the fuck is that? Oh! It's not the mother of Big Bertha, it's a fucking pier. Covered it looks like I don't know who cares. Small cities will do anything to attract attention. Now Palm Coast really has something to brag about. The largest Trump Cemetery so far.


How efficient has the Four-in-one Horseman of the Apocalypse been through today, May 15?

6.06% That efficient. That is his new Kill efficiency high. Goddamn the pusher. There's very little good news here today +'s and -'s, very little. I did get my Ew David tee shirt though. Tickles me. Night tickle bugs.