Thursday, May 14, 2020

The Trump Epidemic

Okay, at 9:40 p.m. ET last night the Johnnies posted that the cumulative total of Trump Virus cases was 1,390,361. These numbers were posted at 9:47 p.m. tonight, almost exactly 24 hrs later.


1,417,350 cumulative total cases Trump Virus. That is 26,989 new cases just today. How is that not so. Do you want me to do the subtraction again, fine...26,989 again--using a calculator both times. Since the Johnnies report in real time any 24 hour per...Oh no. If they report midnight to midnight that doesn't mean that any 24 hour period will be the same. Man, I am a stoopid individual. At least I type through my stupidity and post it in real time. ANYway. The larger point is that there were a shit load of new cases today, there were exactly 26,989 in the 23 hrs 53 minutes from 9:47 p.m. May 13. There will without doubt or stupidity be more cases today, May 14, reported out by the Johnnies when they do their little bar graph doohickey around midnight-o, than in the last couple of days. The bar for May 14 will be higher than those for May 13, May 12, May 11, and May 10, and may be higher than May 9's. That is BAD. That would put the May 14 number at a level right in the middle of the last "skyscraper" silhouette of cases starting May 5 through May 10. That BLOWS. The current sequence May 10-14 is going to be down, down, up, down, up. Which is the silhouette of fucking nothing whatsoever. Maybe that's good, maybe that's like John Cage random music, maybe it's a part of an as yet unseen pattern I don't fucking know, but a significant increase in cases on May 14, following a very modest decline which followed a more robust increase, to have an increase that tops more robust, that is NOT GOOD. I'm going to put a period there and move on.


85,884 Cumulative number of Americans killed by Donald Trump with the Trump Virus in the Trump Epidemic. That is 1,766 people killed since 9:40 p.m. ET May 13. That too is more than the number killed from the evening of May 12 to 9:40 p.m. May 13. That also BLOWS.

6.05% That is the efficiency rate at which Donald Trump has Killed people with the Trump Virus during this here Trump Epidemic. That is tied with two other dates, one of them last night, May 13 for Trump's most efficient Killing rate. BLOWS.

So we have fucking three BLOWS. No no-blows. Only blows. That means the whole day (May 14) BLOWS. Okay? BLOWS. Alright then, good night.