Thursday, May 07, 2020

The Trump Death

Ex-Quasis, should we coordinate our selection of a city tonight? Call asap (305) Eat-Shit, $2.95 per minute.

1,256,781 Cumulative total persons infected with Trump Virus.


75,649 Cumulative total persons offed by Trump. The quasi-bitches didn't call so I'm going to do it myself. 75,649 is a little more than the population of Rapid City, South Dakota. Home of the Thrillers!
                                                          All of whom are now dead.


6.01% He did it! Trump got his Kill efficiency up over 6%. Weee!


The Johnnies have not yet graphed the cases for today May 7 so we can't compare skylines.